January 17, 2008

The Onion

Very Specific Food Pyramid Recommends Two To Three Shrimp Scampis Per Year

WASHINGTON—The U.S. Department of Agriculture unveiled an updated, extremely detailed food pyramid Monday, which may redefine the way...

2 comments:

fiestascramble said...

Is there a rule against commenting on your own blog? Anyway - every time I read this headline I just lose it for some reason. I think it might be the word "scampi" that does it, but I'm not entirely sure. My semi-boss at work told me he's already over his scampi limit for the year. I laughed.

Mallard said...

I don't like shrimp scampi. Can I sell my 2 to 3 allowance to someone who really does?