April 01, 2007
Before I woke up... I was babysitting marbles. These two children had marble casings that they could go inside from time-to-time. They would just strip and save essential genetic coding, and then they could disappear into their marbles. I thought this was super cool untill I "lost my marbles." Those small, slippery buggers... Luckily, I managed to find the lost child before the parents returned. But, because of the stressful episode, the marble child thought I was its Mom. I had been impaled with several screws and nails in a genetic marble explosion of some sort and I was now a parent. ...and then I woke up.